Things are about to get really awkward on Empire.
They're also about to go full-tilt crazy, all thanks to
Miss Boo Boo Kitty and her occupied uterus.
Yep! Anika's (Grace Gealey) pregnant, and when
Hakeem (Bryshere Gray) kindly rejected her due to the
fact that he's in love with Laura, she went a little nutso.
She put on a blonde wig and pretended to be Laura's
driver, and it's probably safe to say she wasn't going to
take her home.
Anika also learned some other potentially useful news
thanks to Rhonda, who informed her that Lucious has a
total soft spot for babies while they bonded over soul-
cleansing smoothies. We were totally sure Anika was
going to tell the elder Lyon that the baby was his, but
apparently Anika's mind works in mysterious (and
crazy) ways.
Elsewhere on Empire, Hakeem (who has dropped the
Lyon from his name) and Freda were engaged in an
intense, multi-platform rap battle that got very heated
and a lot more serious than the last rap battle we had
ever got, and thanks to Cookie's sister Candace (Vivica
A. Fox) we discovered that Cookie's real name is not
Cookie. It's actually Loretha, which sounds a lot like
urethra and is probably a name we'd also change.
Meanwhile, Cookie/Loretha proved once again that she
and her family are not to be messed with by slapping
Laz hard across the face after he got into a fight with
Hakeem.
We also really developed a craving for Pepsi over the
course of the episode thanks to the forty 40,000 times
it was mentioned, and checked our Google Play balance
(sorry, we don't all have iPhones!) in anticipation of
downloading yet another hit from Jamal.
It looks like Alicia Keys is making her debut next week,
but honestly we're very concerned about sweet virgin
Laura. Boo Boo had better not hurt her.
What do you think of Anika's revelation? Sound off in
the comments!
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